Scottish Festival Peeves?

[Alan H]

I have no pet peeves at the Games.

I go there to throw, drop by the clan tent, have a good time with my Nor Cal friends, eat bangers and beer for lunch, dance to whatever Celtic Rock band is playing, flirt with the F-H.C.A.G. , plan the next Nor Cal get-together, and hear a bucketload of pipers. I have yet, in four years of attending several Highland Games each year, to discover one single thing that bothers me enough to have even the slightest effect on my enjoyment of the day.

Well, there WAS that blowhard at Tartan Day a few years ago who was wandering around telling everybody that their kilts were trash, and that they had to have a kilt like HIS, and HIS cost a thousand dollars. However, he was gone after about three minutes when I told him to f**** off and go be a sh**head to someone else, and that was that and the rest of the day was great.