Verses on the North Wind

[Lallans]

A magnificent effort in the OP, which I will now dishonour with the following:

An Ode to the Xman From A Fellow Canuck.

In BC they think they know cold
Because they know rain and some snow
But in the West and the East
We think they know least
Of the cold that Canadians know.

If that don't scan or otherwise stinks... I'm trying to work here, talk to my lawyer.