It's when your tires freeze flat on the bottom that you know it's really cold. That driving experience is usually preceeded by the sound of your shrunken pistons clanging like bell clappers inside their cylinders (insert joke here).

However I will give props to BC that they have been in an arctic flow of air that was intended to come here but got misdirected in precisely the opposite east-west direction. In other words, BC is getting our weather. I'm so sorry!