Because all of my trousers were at the cleaners.

Because I love that ribbon of sun tan I get between the top of my hose and the bottom of my kilt (For those of you in Britain, sun tan is something you get when...oh never mind you wouldn't understand )

Ventilation shafts in public sidewalks (Marilyn understood!)

The look on ground squirrels' faces when walking regimental in the park.

Of course, there are many more, but those are the really important ones.

Cheers!