Why do I wear a kilt? Because:

1. My wife asked me to.
2. My wife thinks I'm hot in one.
3. Other women think I'm hot in one.
4. I think I'm hot in one.
5. I AM hot in one.
6. It is terribly comfortable.
7. To honor my ancestors and my wife's ancestors, be they Scottish, Irish or Welsh.
8. I'm terribly comfortable, and anybody who matters thinks I'm hot.
9. Because I'm secure enough to do so.

10. Most importantly... I want to.