Okay . . . with Monday being the 265th anniversary of the horrid Act of Poscription, I propose a worldwide wave of support for our favourite garment. At 7:00 p.m., local time, rise and toast the kilt with me, ahead of me, and after me. Pictures to follow would be nice if you have a photographer with you,

Who's in, and what malt (or alternative) will you raise in your best crystal?

Mine's Laphroaig!