Quote Originally Posted by Riverkilt View Post
Well, the fried huevos was a brief hot contact....

Last winter I slipped on the ice over at Zion and went down hard on my bare knees getting road rash, blood, and pain. At least I had on a red kilt and red kilt hose to cover the blood.

Up in Ouray last summer a horse turned out from me as I was mounting it kilted and I fell on my kilted butt on the hard rock ground and kept falling backward until the back of my head thumped the rocks hard too.

So much for efforts to age gracefully......
You don't seem to be verry coordinated or gracefull ;o) But hey! at least you have awesome, yet painful adventures!