It's not the simple calling something something else. This age old jest can grow tiring and even be boorish but when someone is trying to insult you in public it can be downright frustrating to have to tolerate. When I am having a bad day I don't suffer fools well. On those days I would rather stay home in peace than venture out where some drunk or moron will attempt to draw me into a verbal or physical altercation simply because of my wardrobe.