That's painful to see. I guess he has a pitch fork to ward off the kilt fashion police.

Now I don't feel so bad about my own faux pas. I have a really nice picture of myself with my kilt pin at an angle, and a brown day sporran with one tassel (sans 2) and black tux jacket. I've bought a black semi dress sporran since and learned how to pin myself.

Maybe someone has a good picture to post on this board for newbies: How to properly wear a kilt and associated items.