Thank you for your input, Andrew, but my coworkers actually aren't much of an issue.
I work in an outdoor shop, and customers are the issue.

I haven't worn trousers regularly to work in at least six months. Wearing anything under the MK really defeats the purpose, and I know with the wrap I show nothing, no matter how high the ladder or location of the viewer. Same with squatting to help with shoes, or even sitting to tie my own boots. With a subtle tug at the under layer of the apron, the 'pipes ain't a' peekin' aut.

And it's impossible for me to step on the MK, even in a full squat. I've stepped on the back of my traditional at least twice. Pulled a muscle I dinna knew I had trying not to rip it.

I completely agree about the sporran- our female customers are the healthy outdoor/active type and this IS California. And when you work in shoes, the customer must bend over at some point. Sometimes reactions are out of my, uh, control but, under my sporran!

Until my job changes, I fear pleats will be for after hours and days off. *sigh*

Thanks again,
-G