Quote Originally Posted by Graham
Nah, you've all got it wrong, the truth is plain to see.
It's like this you see, the Scots, in the weaving mills in Scotland where they make the tartan, they dip the tartan in a liquid substance, the chemical makeup remains a closely guarded secret. This unknown substance is regarded a being a very addictive thing and is designed to make the person who dons the kilt become addicted to wearing it.

The outcome is obvious, you all know the feeling when you take the kilt off at night. Classic withdrawal!!

Wake up lads, you're all kilt junkies, admit it!!

To Bear, Chris and other kilt makers, I beg you to sew in a label which reads "warning - kilt wearing is addictive".
Then we would have to post all the other warnings. i.e. beware of ladies with a glint in their eye etc. as well as answers to the question. Nah let 'em find out for themselves and keep the orders a coming 8) However I like your theory now it wouldn't be 15 year old single maltnow would it?