Hey! Hank!

I have just noticed that I have been awarded a brand, spanking-new, exclusive Avatar. Wow!

In accepting this high honour, I do so in the name of all those who are just coming to the realisation that kilts are our future. I accept this for all of them, and those who follow in their footsteps.

I should like to thank my extraordinary Agent, my late partner, my wonderful parents, HM The Queen, the chaps who empty my wheelie-bins every Tuesday morning, and especially YOU - without whom none of this would have been possible....

Thank you, Hank. Thank you.