Re: "Well my kilt is pure wool - 35 yards"

Originally Posted by
Highland Logan
Since your hat is off...
What of instead of saying the kilt was Pakistani, I said the owner was lets say, Canadian.. only a Canadian would figure you could have 35 yards of material in a kilt, would that be wrong?
Frank
No, especially if you also threw in a humorous sidebit about the metric system. Lighten up, Francis. Now, do I need to explain the humor in that movie reference? Or am I going to be accused of being racist because I don't like talking mules...
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