I wouldn't say I never touched the stuff - I do like to share the odd bottle of wine with the wife or indulge in a beer or two on occasions - but I wouldn't class myself as "a drinker".

Besides, I've given up alcohol for Lent so you could say I'm a temporary teetotaller (even though I don't drink that much, its been surprisingly hard giving it up all together!)

Cheers
David.