Alan, great name for the band, I could not help but think of Dave Brubeck:

http://youtu.be/BwNrmYRiX_o

Oh by the way I love the hose, I'm normally not one for white hose, though my first pair were indeed white. To me there are so many other colours that work with most tartans. I will say what elevates your hose from the norm is the sheer quality of them. They just look wonderful and they really must be a joy to own. Continue to wear them well.