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    Carded!

    You're jonesing for that kilt. The tracking info tells you it's coming Wednesday. That's OK you think you can manage another couple of days. Then Canada Post comes by when you're not home and CARDS you.
    "Please pick up your parcel at the post office the following day and bring proper ID."
    Then you get an email from your kilt maker who also gets notified that the parcel is there and he just laughs.

    mwhaHahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    Yes I'm sick. Don't deal with that joker of a kilt maker at RKilts! He's mean, he's nasty, and he laughs a lot.
    Oh Riverkilt.... I have a nice swatch of some buttery soft leather for you.
    Hahahahahahahahaha

    Now the jonesing customer in question is calling up his friend at the post office to let him in. hahahahahahaha Will he have success?
    Tune in tomorrow......

    hahahahahahaha
    I've been in the shop too long!

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    Re: Carded!

    You are an evil, evil man, Robert.

    I love it.

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    Re: Carded!

    Now ordinarily i'd have asked if someone had been at the sherry... but im frightened the answer might be no...

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    Re: Carded!

    Sherry? Does this look like someone who's been at the sherry? Or just an evil chappy?


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    Re: Carded!

    Evil. Definitely and consummately evil.
    "It's all the same to me, war or peace,
    I'm killed in the war or hung during peace."

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    Re: Carded!

    Calm and steady, laddie! Have another sherry!

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    Re: Carded!

    You huffin' leather again Robert???
    Ol' Macdonald himself, a proud son of Skye and Cape Breton Island
    Lifetime Member STA. Two time winner of Utilikiltarian of the Month.
    "I'll have a kilt please, a nice hand sewn tartan, 16 ounce Strome. Oh, and a sporran on the side, with a strap please."

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    Re: Carded!

    Apparently the kilt has arrived. Said customer pulled a Linus last night and slept with a swatch of hemp fabric.
    I understand the wife gave it a thumbs up, but probably won't let him sleep in it... Then again.....

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    Re: Carded!

    Quote Originally Posted by Riverkilt View Post
    You huffin' leather again Robert???
    Or puffin' hemp, Ron; he's a Canuck, after all.

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    Re: Carded!

    Hmmmm....visions of a hemp "smoking kilt" with pockets for paraphernalia and "medicine." Only for those with a medical card of course...
    Ol' Macdonald himself, a proud son of Skye and Cape Breton Island
    Lifetime Member STA. Two time winner of Utilikiltarian of the Month.
    "I'll have a kilt please, a nice hand sewn tartan, 16 ounce Strome. Oh, and a sporran on the side, with a strap please."

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