First, I'm jealous, I can't buy Tennents here, used to but not any more.

I love tartan, I have a passion for them, I love them all.
The sad reality of life is that not everyone has my impeccible taste

If you love to wear a plain kilt, that's great. You still enjoy the health and freedom of a kilt even if you miss the rich heritage and colour of the tartan!!

Have one for me!