I have tears in my eyes from laughing so much! Thanks for all the support and comments!!

Bubba-
I do wear many of the kilt accoutrements such as sporrans, (My wife is constantly harping about all of the sporrans (5) that I've purchased) hose, the kilt belt that I wear sometimes isn't the best, (I'm currently looking for another... any suggestions anyone?) combat boots, hiking boots, doc martins, well you get the point. I find it hard to belive that I look like a "SCHOOLGIRL" with hairy legs and paratrooper boots! :o Unless you count the punk look! LOL! No offence to the punkers Although I certainly wouldn't be mistaken as Arnold (Conan) The Barbarian, I hardly qualify as feminine looking...

Chef Larry