Once upon a kilt night at the Duke, I got off the bus with a very cute young lady who was coincidentally going to the Duke. We struck up a conversation and I found myself dividing my time between hanging out wi' the lads and chatting with her at the bar.

Week later, I stopped back into the Duke dressed in my regular jeans and heard her voice from behind me, "I didn't recognize you with your pants on."

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