I am the Kilted master, and I sleep not, neither do I have need of food, water only since I have attained this high and lofty level of kiltification.
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Seriously, I get about 6 hours, which is enough.
Someone asked me the other day where I get my energy from.
My reply to that is:
natural food
honouring the fourth commandment
wearing a kilt
having a faithful wife
avoiding all forms of tobacco
plenty of whisky![]()
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