An Open Question for 'Jock Scot' (and Scots)

[Sir William]

There's the Jock we all know and love. Soldier on man, and never let us stand between a man and his marmalade.

By the way, have ye fixed yer defensive perimeter and set yer scouts yet, as the invasion is coming. But now that the element of surprise is lost it may require some more reconnaissance from our standpoint before launching the offensive. Now where did I leave that super secret CIA drone? The spy plane, not the part of the bagpipes.
jeff

I'm a trained Marine so I'm not worried any by a few bits of wire, hungry dogs, Jock's field gun, or the odd explosive or two - save that he might have wired one to a decoy bottle of single malt. Rather than wear a kilt, which will betray me as a non-Scot if I'm spotted, I'll probably dress in tweeds as a deception.