Kilts - A Urologist's Rx Option

[Riverkilt]

Had a coworker at a company pick up softball game take a foul ball there...he wound up with two basketballs for a while - couldn't wear pants if he tried.

Just sayin' maybe some kiltmaker can afford to exhibit there - or maybe a co-op of kiltmakers can pool their marketing funds and share a booth.

I worked a LOT of trade shows and professional conferences back in my corporate days and I'd bet that a kilt booth would attract nearly every one of them 11,000 plumbers...probably sell enough kilts to the docs but generate an incredible amount of kilt Rxs too.

Love the idea of massing kilted in support outside the venue. Hope the Atlanta area guys give that a shot.

Visions of kilted gents carrying signs, "My Balls Made Parole" "Let FREEDOM Ring!" Urologists for Testicular Health" " Testicular FREEDOM Raises Sperm Count"

Where else are we ever gonna find 11,000 urologists in one place?

And someone needs to get to work designing a "urology tartan" I'm thinking something in a sort of deep yellow and blood red with creamy white....

[Bugbear]

And someone needs to get to work designing a "urology tartan" I'm thinking something in a sort of deep yellow and blood red with creamy white....

[Canuck]

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Just sayin' maybe some kiltmaker can afford to exhibit there - or maybe a co-op of kiltmakers can pool their marketing funds and share a booth.

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I would love to be able to display there, however, I would be competing against drug companies. They pay big bucks for product placement. Trade shows like this charge 2-10K to display. That's a lot of kilts I gotta sell before I make a profit. The cost of getting down there, accommodation, dealing with the border.
Can you imagine putting two or more kilt makers in a 10x10 booth space? ........

[SoSelkirk]

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" Testicular FREEDOM Raises Sperm Count"

Which can lead to a snappy comeback to the old question of what's under the kilt?

"A high sperm count..."