Using the Urinal Kilted

**Riverkilt** · 5th February 12, 05:55 PM

Good point!

**tundramanq** · 5th February 12, 06:24 PM

My beard may set them straight as to gender as my hair is also long.
Correction - our beards...

**Whidbey78** · 5th February 12, 06:39 PM

I can't say that I have ever noticed anyone's behavior when I'm at the urinal kilted.

I have been asked when going into or leaving the restroom "How do you pee in that thing?"
"I don't. I pee in the urinal. If I pee in my kilt, cut me off and find me a ride home!"

**flyingshamrock** · 5th February 12, 06:56 PM

Originally Posted by Whidbey78

I can't say that I have ever noticed anyone's behavior when I'm at the urinal kilted.

I have been asked when going into or leaving the restroom "How do you pee in that thing?"
"I don't. I pee in the urinal. If I pee in my kilt, cut me off and find me a ride home!"

Yeah I agree. I never look around while I'm using the restroom, So I have no clue what goes on. I wash my hands and leave.

**MacMillans son** · 5th February 12, 07:14 PM

I don't think it's that weird, I get those same looks whether I'm sitting in the urinal with my trousers around my ankles, or my kilt pulled up. I'm not sure what their problem is.

**Zardoz** · 5th February 12, 07:40 PM

Originally Posted by Whidbey78

I have been asked when going into or leaving the restroom "How do you pee in that thing?"

I've gotten that question a surpising number of times, twice last Saturday night in fact! My answer is always "Easy!"

**Woodsheal** · 5th February 12, 08:31 PM

The only actual reaction I've ever gotten is, "Hey, that looks handy!" Lift it up and fire away; what could be simpler?

**Nighthawk** · 5th February 12, 08:36 PM

I never noticed any reactions. Perhaps that's because I never really cared...

I had one guy say to me once as I was standing at a urinal "I always wondered how you guys went in those things." I looked at him said "Usually I don't go in them. I prefer to use the sink."

**Cowher** · 5th February 12, 08:42 PM

There is a very strict urinal code. When you walk into a restroom and see a lifted kilt your brain shorts out. You turn and walk out or go into a stall because you DIDN'T train for this!!!! A guy in a kilt?! Do I leave a space between him and I? Is that enough?!? Is his scotch eggs out?! Oh lord what do I do??? Take the stall it's open.

It's just a simple panic moment that guys have because they prepare for almost every men's room situation and a dude in a kilt just rips the universe apart.

**Zardoz** · 5th February 12, 09:19 PM

As much as I endorse situational awareness, some of you guys are bringing the same level of focus to taking a leak that I'd employ getting out of my car in a dark alley!
No wonder some of y'all are so stressed about wearing your kilts out in public.