Using the Urinal Kilted

**NeightRG** · 9th February 12, 05:31 PM

Two nights ago at the bar, a guy walks past me to the stall (only one urinal in the place) and from the stall, he says loudly "Man, that's got to be the best part of wearing a kilt!"

**Whidbey78** · 10th February 12, 12:51 AM

Originally Posted by NeightRG

Two nights ago at the bar, a guy walks past me to the stall (only one urinal in the place) and from the stall, he says loudly "Man, that's got to be the best part of wearing a kilt!"

He's close. The best part is "the chicks dig it."

**Whidbey78** · 10th February 12, 12:54 AM

Originally Posted by Zardoz

OK, I have a event to report;
I was at a bar, not my usual, that has two wall mounted urinals next to each other. I was alone in there, and had just 'started' at the right hand urinal when the door opens. Now, because of this thread I'm all on alert for what might come next

, but the guy doesn't leave or hesitate, he just comes up on my left and starts to pee. No big deal, but then he opens his mouth;

Him: What is that? (not the best opener in a bathroom)

Me: Huh ?

Him: That bag, (refering to my sporran, which I've slid around to my left hip) is that skunk?

Me: It's called a sporran, and yeah, it's skunk.

Him: It's cool looking.

Me: Thanks.... at which point I was done and left.

I doubt I could have gotten through that conversation without being a smarta$$. Too many opportunities. Too many.

**Bill aka Mole** · 11th February 12, 04:37 PM

Best one for me was at the zoo. I went in and there were some 18-20 something year olds in there when I went in. As they cleared the door to the facilities, they all busted up laughing... and promptly shut up as I exited right behind them. As I left them, I heard one of the dates of the laughers say, "That is rather nice..." Of course, she had to be talking about the guy old enough to be her father(s best friend) in the kilt!

**RayMc** · 11th February 12, 05:01 PM

I don't pay attention to anyone else while I am in there doing what comes naturally.
I always kilt up before I leave the house ( or my campground ) for the games. I see many guys putting on their kilts next to vehicle doors at the last moment. That is simply not me. I care not if I need to stop at a highway rest area, coffee shop, or for some gasoline on the way. For me it is just part of the experience. If someone takes offense, the so be it.

**thecompaqguy** · 14th February 12, 01:42 AM

Originally Posted by kc8ufv

I'm certain you do get some looks /sitting/ in the urinal.

**Mark E.** · 14th February 12, 08:14 AM

I never realized it...but you are right. Several experiences of mine, they put a stall between me and them...and even gone to the sit down spot. Obviously, those folk have had the p!$$ scared out of them, and need to address the issue...

Hoss