This election year vote for the mini kilt, vote loud Mcleod, vote for the F-H.C.A.G.!

[Panache]

Before I vote, I need to know where she stands on the issues, man. Things like the deficit, immigration, the use of trans-fats in restaurants, the coming of the apocalyptic Mayan Kill-bots...you know, important stuff.

On the very pressing issue of the apocalyptic Mayan Kill-bots that is of such great concern to so many of our great country the lovely Star has issued the following statement:


"I eat Mayan kill-bots for breakfast with single malt whisky"

And as to where she stands on zombies she has offered the following statement:

"Where do I stand on zombies? Why right on their heads so I can crack their skulls open with the heel of my black boots!"

Thank you for your support!

Cheers

Jamie