Maybe not the best--but the most recent:

Standing next to my wife just before throwing stone at the games of a recent festival. A woman literally stalks me then swoops in and says, "Can I touch your...calf?" I point to my wife and say, "You need to ask her". My wife sighs and says, "yesssssss" and rolls her eyes. The woman squeezes my calf, giggles and leaves. My wife looks at me and says, "you'd better throw far today!"