Kilted Taunters

[linedrive]

I got asked by a woman last night (we were at a local brewery that we frequent quite regularly), a woman asks, "why are you wearing a kilt?" I had yet to read some of the wonderful retorts here, so I reflexively said, "Because I can." she told me it was a great answer, but we ignored her as we continued to walk away.

I guess I could have offered to give her the Scottish car wash.

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[fcgeil]

I don't need to desensitize my "junk" through constant contact with trousers in order to satisfy a woman. You need that constant friction to keep from being premature, do you?

[sin2001]

What I did other night. Man and Woman. Man comments about a Skirt I go infront of his woman. I then put my hands on my hips. Bowed my knees out and swayed back and forth. Singing " A tick a tock ya dont stop." she laughed he got mad.

[flintstone]

When asked what was worn underneath my response

Everything, but at my age some wear is to be expected.

[Frank McGrath]

I've only used it twice, but I really enjoyed it.

**obnoxious jerk** ... What are you wearing under there?

My retort..."your girlfriends lipstick."

This is my wife's favorite comment although she leaves out "girlfriend".

[LANCER1562]

A friend of mine has answered "The Question" with "Lipstick. On a good night, two shades. On a really good night, three."

[James Hood]

"Sorry about your self-esteem. Mine's fine, thank you."


"And why are you in jeans and a tee, like three quarters of the women?"

[English Bloke]

... "Why you wearing a kilt?" ... "Because I'm not afraid to. Why are you wearing jeans?"

This I like.

[LANCER1562]

My reply to "Men wear pants" is "Real men wear kilts"

[AFS1970]

"The tailor couldn't figure out how to make a 3rd leg on pants, they don't call me tripod for nothing y'know..."

Not really on topic, but just to show that it can be done, here it is.