Quote Originally Posted by Riverkilt View Post
... Then the cashier starts teasing me - "Yeah, why are you buying underwear if you're kilted?"

Said, "Because of overly curious children." and got outta there....jeez...felt like I was caught red handed breaking some expectation of "knowledgeable" fathers.
Ron: Great response - quick thinking. I would have said something "cool" like, "They're for my wife", ... or my dog, ... or my high-fiber diet.

John