Quote Originally Posted by dea3369 View Post
I was too cheap to pay $3 for each patch/rank I needed on my USAF uniforms! So, bought a $200 sewing machine instead.
For some reason that seems completely logical to me!

I had to install a pair of metric things on a car, so I went out and bought a set of metric wrenches. My wife asks "couldn't you just buy the ONE wrench you need for that particular job?"