Irish Kilt?

[Chas]

I have worn the sporran with my solid black kilt, but I have NEVER worn it with my solid green kilt for fear that I may defile the cloth.
The prohibition does not apply to Irish tartan kilts, like Irish National, etc., because they are not true Irish cloth.
I know all of this seems stupid to some. Maybe one day I will have enough courage to wear the sporran with any cloth like other kilties.

"Defile the cloth"

You are joking, aren't you?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatulence

Regards

Chas