Uncountable quadrillions of single-celled planktonic animals gave up their lives, millions of years ago...

...so "non-animal products" people can have plastic which is formed into the likeness of more complex animals...

...so the "non-animal products people"...

...can appear to be wearing things made of callously slaughtered complex animals...

...which are in reality the biologically-processed, drilled, pumped, refined "bodies" of those noble unknown, unhonoured single-celled planktonic animals.


"...The organic material that is the source of most oil has probably been derived from single-celled planktonic (free-floating) plants, such as diatoms and blue-green algae, and single-celled planktonic animals, such as foraminifera, which live in aquatic environments of...."
http://www.britannica.com/EBchecked/...n-of-crude-oil


Honour and thanks for their ultimate sacrifice to the unknown, forgotten, single-celled planktonic animals who gave up thier lives so we could (eventually) have microscopic fragments of their dismembered bodies fabricated into naugahyde for fake sporrans, Crocs, Saran wrap covering our sushi and gasoline to drive to the movies...

...especially Foraminifera Alice, Hans, George, Wyatt, Wu, Ahmed, Cecil, Akhbar, Gladys, Said, Wes, Mavis, Fluffy, Sacheen, Amina, Larissa, M'gumba, Lou, Phyllis, Francois, Luigi, Sakajawea, Timmy, Chase, Red, Shep, Chen, Luke, Juan, Gene, Josie, Milan,K'eii, Vartan, Reginald, Griselda, Lydia, Alberto, Bob, Saburo, Antonia, Len, Kiko, Henrietta, Marvin, Crystal, Craig, Sylvia....

Apologies to all for this soiloquy...in this opinion, we comprised of Matter are all in this infinite multiverse together.