I think that the guys in the Portland airport security like to feel up other guys. I had the same experience there two years ago, and I was wearing normal jeans. Definite cuppage, if you catch my drift. They also made me take off my shoes and socks, while they closely examined them. I agree with Bubba, they must be sadistic perverts (Marquis de Sade?)

Glad that you had a good trip, and welcome back. Also, good luck catching up. Glen, Graham, and Bubba probably added 500 posts between the three of them.