A few weeks ago I saw two silly things in one day. A guy with a kilt on sideways and a lady trying on life jackets...but the life jacket she was trying to squeeze into was a dog one I being the kind hearted person I am patiently waited until she started complaining about the fit before I pointed out that it was for dogs. She thanked me...the sideways kilt guy got mad. (Not my fault you're a numpty)