@kilted in KC: I can't find grandmaw in my dictionary. Is this "w" at the end of grandma resulting from the dirk between your teeth or is it the american english spelling?

@Doc Hudson: Did you ever tried to translate a foreign language? The problems are caused not by different spellings but by the use of vernaculars, slang and acronym. If everybody striven to write plain english, not many are forced to ask for help with the translation. Thus we can save bandwidth.
Because of the subject of this forum, english is obvious. But using vernaculars, slang and acronym did exclude people from the discussion which do not speak english as native language or made comparative studies about english.