The horror... Perhaps the worst sporran ever

**Tobus** · 4th December 12, 03:40 PM

Originally Posted by M. A. C. Newsome

I'm starting to think he's doing this on purpose...

And what's worse is that someone (or several someones) are actually buying these things, which only serve to egg him on.

Oh well. Horses for courses, or something like that. It might be funny to buy this sporran and then tell people that if they want to talk to you, they must lean down and speak into the zebra ears.

**TheOfficialBren** · 4th December 12, 03:50 PM

That thing is awful!!!

I wouldn't wear it if I was paid to do so!

**sydnie7** · 4th December 12, 03:56 PM

Perhaps he persuades each buyer to send him a photo of the sporran in use. . . and then he and his buddies sit around and laugh at them!

But Matt, yes, he's doing it on purpose. To part fools from their money.

**opositive** · 4th December 12, 05:52 PM

i think this is the same shop that has/had the sorta sporran with the ground dragging zebra tail. one could wear the zebra tail in back and the zebra head in front for halloween.

**MacGumerait** · 4th December 12, 11:48 PM

Originally Posted by McFarkus

That's horrible, but this one is pretty bad

Yep , the Zebra one and this one are getting too strange for words ! Rather creepy !

**MNlad** · 5th December 12, 05:44 PM

Dr. Mengele, your sporran is ready. My eyes hurt. My sense of decency hurts. I'm almost at a loss for words . . .almost.

We need a name for these things. Frankensporran? Mutantpouch? Alienwear?

There has to be a special place in Hell for the twisted minds that could create such things.

Oh, there is. Chernobyl.

Sorrry. They're not my cup of tea . . . or hemlock.

**OC Richard** · 6th December 12, 05:23 AM

Originally Posted by McFarkus

That's horrible, but this one is pretty bad

That's amazingly unattractive, some kind of obese mutant creature that I'd hate to run into while it was still alive.

About ugliest sporrans ever, it's a category with stiff competition. Here are some of my favourites

**McClef** · 6th December 12, 06:12 AM

Some of the above are just fun though it would take a brave man to wear them!

**MacCathmhaoil** · 6th December 12, 07:33 AM

That last one of the hair sporran with the 8 tassels, there can't be a synthetic horse in Pakistan with any mane or tail hair left! These look to be the design of the same individual response able for Donald Trump's hair!