Yikes Graham. I can relate. You know it's a funny feeling when you're about to be busted by the Mrs. for (in my case at least) doing something stupid or letting something important slip your mind. "Oh honey, your sister's wedding was today? Really?" I can actually feel my wife stare through the back of my head before she even says anything. It's a palpable, physical sensation. I don't know how she does it. Do you think women are born with this ability, or is it some mysterious rite of passage and passed down from mother to daughter by the light of a full moon and a blood sacrifice or something or other?

And if ever you were in Pennsylvania, I've got a really comfy couch. I should know.