Useful sporran features

[Graham]

I've also experienced the pain of running in a sporran with heavy objects inside like a mobile phone

When you run, dance or sit down to dinner you're supposed to move the sporran to the side.

and you tell me now??? after all those doctors visits to sort out the cause of the pain in that place where no man should have pain???

"...dear doctor, I've been assaulted by a heavy sporran...what should i do".

(Dr.Bubba) "move it to the side, that will be 35 pounds please"