Quote Originally Posted by Colin
Q.What's under you kilt?

A. Same as yours only bigger (to guys).
A. Same as your husbands only bigger (to women)
A. Ask your wife/girlfriend (to guys)

And of course the kilt night favourite
A: How warm are your hands?

** Warning, Don't use that one at a Vancouver kilt night, unless you are prepared for the actions of a Randy Avncouver woman.
Thanks for the warning, Colin... I shall remember not to respond with that question when I finally make it up there for a kilts night...
-J