Quote Originally Posted by Blu (Ontario)
. "Actually,", he explained, "you might be surprised to learn that a clown outfit can do the same thing".
Actually, some TV cop show had a storyline about that last season. Seems, the lady of the house would always hire clowns for EVERY family occasion and, after the party, send her husband off on some errand and have her own "party" with the clown. When hubby came home unexpectedly and caught them, he killed the clown and wifey managed to talk him into keeping the suit after they dumped his body to *ahem* spice things up a little at home...

They got caught (it WAS a TV show, after all).

Yes, I have waaay too much time on my hands. Yes, I should've been writing music or practicing or earning money to buy more kilts. *heavy sigh*

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