While I was visiting Alaska I was in the line at Wendy's when I heard someone behind me say "I can't believe they let you out in public..."

My mind filled in the rest of the sentace "dressed like that." I was turning around ready to break my foot off in his ****, but he finished his sentance "without Johnny."

Johnny is my best friend and when we are in the same town it is pretty rare to see one of us without the other. The guy behind me in line was a fellow who had lived in the same dorm with me during my freshman year in college.

When I heard the end of his sentance I started laughing and told him that Johnny wasn't living in that town anymore, but he would be up in a couple days. We spent the long time waiting for our food catching up...(at least 15 minutes, it was a long line and they were moving slow) and there was no mention of the fact I was wearing a kilt at all.