Good going, Graham.
I think if you want to wear a kilt up a ladder, you ought to. People have free will and can choose to look or not look. There's always a lassie on the escalater at the mall doing the same thing, and she never gets in trouble.

Beverlonian, I think it's supposed to be "mers eysk ill train" but don't ask me what that means (some kind of rail transportation, I think).