Great story Richard,

I think I'll go kilted next time I'm down the shop's. Trouble is no one, and I mean no one ever ask's anything. They just try and glance slyly. This of course is great fun If I see it Because I always. Nod or smile.The "I've caught you look" I call it . My wife thinks it's fun too. It's becoming a sport with us if out together.

Keep shocking 'um Richard......

All the best......David