Quote Originally Posted by RockyR
I don't know if I like the whole "McDonalds" comparison...

1 We don't make you fat
2 We don't use "Grade D" meat (or material)
3 We don't have "Billlions and Billions Served" (YET)
4 We don't wear stupid paper hats...

I think I like Boston Market's phrase better... They're not "fast food", they're "quality food served quickly". That's how I like to think of our kilts... Quality kilts, reasonably priced, delivered in a timely manner.
Since when did McD's move up to Grade D meat? Why wasn't I informed of this development? Cripes.

And as for the whole fat thing... I was reading that a properly made kilt with the right type of pleats, done in the right colours, with more vertical stripes of lighter shades and the horizontal stripes in dark unoticeable shades, well, anyhoo, you get the idea, such a kilt can make you look considerably slimmer.