Indeed, I indubitably do not need No. 1 dress just yet... It's more of a want, really. A very, very, very, very, very, very expensive want. In case you were wondering, I have no intentions of wearing this yet. I would never subject my clients, audiences, innocent bystanders, or people-of-the-like to such an atrocious looking outfit.

I like the feel of full hose over my feet. Hose tops just don't feel natural, and they make me feel like I'm doing it half-way.