I was bifurcated one day when I saw a guy with the license plate "PIPER". I had to ask if he played bagpipes. After all, he could have just as easily been a plumber. He was indeed a bagpiper and we had a nice conversation about tartans that we wear and popular bagpipe tunes and the Chicago Highland Games. Of course I told him about X Marks the Scot. I am hoping to run into him at the games this year.