OK, well if it wasn't you all I assume is that the signwriter was illiterate.

But do you see the effect you're having on us here - I see an X and get a warm fuzzy feeling!

It was fun being at this show, I've been going there for years, but this was the first time kilted, it made it very special.

I got a lot of the usual looks, one man asked if I was Scottish, I said no, neither is my wife American 'cos she's wearing jeans.

Another man with a broad Scottish accent said "how are ye" and seemed very pleased to see me kilted.

A kilt plus any outing equals fun-fun-fun!

and you are always welcome at the "Grand hotel"!!