I borrowed/stole a line from another kilt board and its worked with great success on teasing "friends."

"My balls made parole." With an emphasis on the work "my."

So far, its cracked them up and made a point at the same time.

Many thank yous to the man who first shared it who's name I've forgotten. You've certainly brightened my life and helped me carry the message of freedom here in redneck country.