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21st July 14, 10:27 AM
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Kilted Hugs
So when I'm at a Highland Games and see a lady wearing a Kilt Inspector shirt I freeze, extend my arms horizontally to my side...basically assume the TSA position for further inspection.
So there was only one lady in a kilt inspector shirt at the Flagstaff games yesterday. When I saw her I stopped and assumed the TSA inspection position. She laughed and thought my outstretched arms meant I wanted a hug - so she came over and hugged me...then her husband came over and hugged me and their young son hugged my legs!
Hugs are nice but I finally stammered out, "But I wanted to be inspected!" Which gave them another laugh as they walked away....leaving me well hugged, but still uninspected....
Ol' Macdonald himself, a proud son of Skye and Cape Breton Island
Lifetime Member STA. Two time winner of Utilikiltarian of the Month.
"I'll have a kilt please, a nice hand sewn tartan, 16 ounce Strome. Oh, and a sporran on the side, with a strap please."
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21st July 14, 10:38 AM
#2
I've gotta remember the "TSA inspection position" next time I run into one of those gals in an inspection shirt! Sounds like fun.
-Jonathan
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21st July 14, 11:25 AM
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I was a bit worried for ya when you mentioned the lady's husband. Reading on, I was relieved and amused that every person in the family hugged you, even the kid. That's such a great story.
KC
"Never rise to speak till you have something to say; and when you have said it, cease."-John Knox Witherspoon
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21st July 14, 02:19 PM
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Glen McGuire
A Life Lived in Fear, Is a Life Half Lived.
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21st July 14, 04:31 PM
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Maybe you could commission a "Free Hugs" kilt pin.
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21st July 14, 05:07 PM
#6
Ron, my Bellagona friend......the last person that inspected you in a kilt needed therapy for years and they still have symptoms of PTSD.....I'd settle for a group hug if I was you......LOL. 
Hawk
Shawnee / Anishinabe and Clan Colquhoun
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21st July 14, 05:49 PM
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^  Hawk, you owe me a keyboard.
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21st July 14, 08:07 PM
#8
I thought this was about "Kilted Hughs." Never mind.
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21st July 14, 08:25 PM
#9
PTSD? If the lady is gonna wear the shirt then she should be ready for where her inspections may lead her.....
Ol' Macdonald himself, a proud son of Skye and Cape Breton Island
Lifetime Member STA. Two time winner of Utilikiltarian of the Month.
"I'll have a kilt please, a nice hand sewn tartan, 16 ounce Strome. Oh, and a sporran on the side, with a strap please."
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21st July 14, 09:21 PM
#10
 Originally Posted by Riverkilt
PTSD? If the lady is gonna wear the shirt then she should be ready for where her inspections may lead her.....
....you mean if it's even to uncontrolled laughter......LOL.....
Lets stick with the hugs....this is a family thread......LOL
Hawk
Shawnee / Anishinabe and Clan Colquhoun
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