While on my lunch break the other day, I had a woman say to me, "I hope you're wearing underpants." She said it like a warning, like I had better listen to her, or else.
I should have said, "mind your own business," but I was thinking about the kilt I was working on and she interrupted my train of thought.
"FXXX off," is what she got.
She seemed surprised, (and more than a little frightened,) that someone had stood up to her.