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2nd December 14, 06:34 AM
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If you need something to occupy the mind during the "Jonesing", divide the return postage by the number of days until the return of the kilt. Everyday translate, "the longer the wait, the cheaper the rate." Your anxiety costs less, minute by minute.
Source: Rule 4, subsection 2.1(a) of the kilted addiction progress report card check list. (right below chewed fingernail measurements)
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